Aren’t you a little sick and tired about the media pushing the royal wedding down our throats? I know I am. In fact I am ashamed to be a part of a community that frantically celebrates this sycophantic tradition. We prop up a dead monarchy and act as though it has some meaning, sillier still are the people trying to gain a little bit of power by associating with said dead monarchy (ranking and discriminating based on who is closest to the “Royals” and based on who got invited to the “Royal” wedding). This is monumentally retarded, and it reflects poorly on us, collectively as a society (not us, you and me. I mean the uncool people).
Lady Gaga and Justin Whateva is our new royalty, at least they keep us engaged. They’re (somewhat) talented and try real hard to keep our attention, and we appreciate them because they weren’t born in to their roles! And when (note: I am not saying “if”) we get bored with them (GayGay and Whateva) we’ll log-on to YOUtube and find the next starving performance artist who’ll entertain us for the season.
This is the simple truth, back in the day we didn’t have conveniences such as Uncle Internet or Aunt YOUtube and thus we willingly submitted to the monarchs who were flamboyant enough to keep us entertained (with the charades). In fact if you carefully observe, all (successful) cults (or any collective force) throughout history have used events / shows such as this to keep their people subservient, united, and entertained. Because un-entertained masses can get up to a lot of trouble (read: revolt). But now we’ve found our new loves, we don’t need the dog and pony show. Right this second there is a starving writer / actor (/comedian) somewhere in the world trying to discover something that will please us, the audience better.
Hey! Let us take pleasure in the fact that this is making all those involved famous. Take for example Kate Middlefingers brother (James Middleton) who is turning his sisters union (and the accompanying fame) in to success for his cake making business[1] (you can’t make this scheiße up!) This is remarkable, society regressing back to the times when one became successful by luring the King (or Prince) to marry in to the family (like Henry The VIII and Anne Boleyn).
Come on, guys, this wasn’t even funny back then. We’re setting the stage for Anarchy or at least a $50 million quagmire (with Fighter jets and all) that gets shoved down our collective throats whether we want it or not. What do you think?
well said Abigail
OMG the royal family looks HORRIBLE!
I kinda feel bad for James Middleton. he seems like the “unlucky guy” finally getting a brake.
you’re so funny. I shouldn’t have been drinking my morning coffee…. you almost made me drown.
the who got invited and who didn’t is just plain sick! u r right.
fuckin’ a right. this world is getting worse.
the whole “Royal” thing I hoped would be dead by now.
anarchy forever.
Lady Gaga is not my favourite singer but I get what you mean, there are so many better people to watch.
GayGay…. ha! ha! ha!
if only all anarchists were like you, I’d stop hating you rightwingnutts.
they do wonders for the economy…. take my word for it.
Kate Middlefinger!!! OMG… lol.
is that real? his brother is a baker?
yes. her brother is a baker (or a cake making entrepreneur).
Anne Boleyn? That is such an apt description.
Anarchy is what we need! it’s the only way. I love the pic by the way.
Kate Middlefinger = EPIC!
sycophantic indeed.
o.O how much money do you have?
how much you think?
“starving writer / actor (/comedian) somewhere in the world trying to discover something that will please us, the audience better” how do you know about me???
lol, that is funny. are you a comedian?
LMFAO.
amazingly funny.
totally right. the royal family is comprised of a bunch of low life parasites who have outlived their usefulness. They should be fed to the sharks!
I wish the young couple the best. Celebrating their union is their right! Why do anarchists believe everyone should be sad like them?
“I wish the young couple the best. Celebrating their union is their right! Why do anarchists believe everyone should be sad like them?” YOU wish the young couple the best? Do you think they even know you exist? take your fucking royal family loving ass to your mothers (where you go to bone her). I am sick and tired about this wedding crap! HELLO. the British monarchy collapsed a long time ago.. our REAL economy is going the way of freaking Ireland!
My, my. Such a wonderful take on whats going on in our world. I don’t have anything against the royal family nonetheless I find your take on the whole thing to be very humorous. ps I do feel that it is very irresponsible to hold such an expensive wedding in the wake of a recession, at the very least they should hide the costs involved.
Daniela
fighter-jets? that is cool. I want that for my wedding.
Kate Middlefinger is U G L Y lol
uncle internet, aunt youtube…. lol.
the economic situation in the UK is terrible and they do this. we fired the BP guy for yachting when the company was leaking a little oil but we don’t do anything when these turds throw million dollar weddings when people are rioting and calling for austerity measures!
is that german? lol!!! so damn funny.
so the royal family is a cult?
new media has made it easy for people to be entertained, you’re right.
great writing
katies brother is cashing in on his sisters wedding? lol.
yeah! we’re cool. the uncool people are the shitsters.
silly people will always be silly it’s the sad truth.
I wouldn’t go so far as to call them our new royalty but you’re right.
you are good.